Learning About Money Gifts

'Of course I know the value of hte dollar. That's why I'd like my allowance in Chinese Yuan.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Money Bar.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Great visual support.'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'Money, I'm home!'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!