Learner Driver Support Group Pillows

'Right hand down a bit.'

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Check your blind spot'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

'After we return the purse, let's practice the signal for a left turn again.'