Learner Driver Support Group Mugs

'Right hand down a bit.'

Bob's Driving School.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'It's just natures' way of telling you you're a lousy driver!'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Check your blind spot'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Driver under instruction

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

"I thought you said we're doing driving lessons today."

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

That's not what I meant by dipped headlights!

'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'

Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquilizers.

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'You know perfectly well what 'Stop and fill her up' means, Mr.Wainwright!'

'Remember: mirror, signal, manoeuvre...'

"First we need to separate driving from squirrel-chasing."

'Okay, which ones are the bad guys?'

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

when you hear me scream' oh my god you're going to kill us...stop the f***** car'' then I'd like you to apply the emergency brake

'After we return the purse, let's practice the signal for a left turn again.'