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Plumber in a flooded room

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."