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'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'You lifted your head.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Ice fisher.

"River well stocked this year."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Man fishing with large bait

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Reverse psychology

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I think it loves us."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."