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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Happy Turkey Day!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Cactus Reader

The last bird in the last wood...

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

Climate change

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Methane Emissions

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Clean air.

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Global warming.

Global Warming. - Globe dripping in sitting room.

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”