Leaf Eliminator Gifts

Shooting Leaves

Wildlife

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

A man with a rake on a desert island

"It takes him forever to finish."

Net Zero Superstitions

In the houseplant cemetery.

How to deal with weeds

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

"It was worth a try."

"I'm getting real sick of picking up your laundry, Adam."

Autumn leaves...

Lost: leaf.

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

Painting shedding leaves

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

'Bless you!'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Missing Leaves