Leading Role Debut T-Shirts

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'They all want to play the star.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Joan Hickson

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Theatre Crowd

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."