Leadership Wizard Pillows

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Stationery Shop

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

In - Out - Pending.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Tie Rolls

Man with post it note

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Now that we have 10,000 employees we need a search function to find them."

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'You may have three mergers.'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'... No, you're not on the short list. You're not even on the long list.'

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.