Organizational Wizard Pillows

"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."

Change Management: Here There,,,'We thought we'd put in the detail later,'

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Refresh my memory, Ms. Hamish. Which little square am I - on the organizational chart?'

'911!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'It's not an electrical problem. Something's wrong with your corporate DNA!'

Office Safety.

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Come quick ----- I've nowhere to put my yearly planner !'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Jane is busy with her holiday packing list."

"Your three o'clock moved to two o'clock, your two o'clock moved to one o'clock, and your one o'clock said you're fired."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'How can he make so many mistakes? He's our best multi-tasker.'

"Instead of cleaning, I think it would save a lot of time if I just gave up on this room, and started over again in the spare bedroom."

Desk bins: Errors of Commission/ Errors of Omission/ Innovative Combinations of Both

"Can I put this on your bulletin board? The one in the hall is totally crazy."

It started out as a simple analysis and piled up to information overload.

'It's black with a cane handle.'

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'

'Yes, I'm very slow, but through good planning, I'm never late...'