Management Wizard Pillows

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

In - Out - Pending.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Stationery Shop

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

Man with post it note

Tie Rolls

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'