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"Due to circumstances out of my control, I changed my mind concerning the new project."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

King Solomon's Pollster.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Guru in a maze.

"Can't find your office, doc?"

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"Now you've written to second in command, remember one thing. To me you're still a flunky."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"The company apparently lacks LEADERSHIP. We need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group...."

'Dang! Heck of a time to get writer's block.'

Ideology and bureaucracy

His goal of the toughest interview questions ever was technically a victory, but most considered it an example of not what to do.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

Sea Adventure Book

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

"Our executive search committee got lost!"

'A compilation of fish stories? You'll find that in the fiction section.'

Executive search party

Racing Forward

I created that in the middle of the 4th night, but when I woke up on the 5th day I couldn't remember what it was supposed to be.

"Your instructions were perfect."

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants.

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

"My Dad gave me the birds and bees talk, I don't think he could handle the real facts of life."

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'