Lead Singer Gifts

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Mick Jagger

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

Thom Yorke

Damon Albarn

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Butterfly Woman

Showbiz Awards

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Lennon and McCartney.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Omara Portuondo

Anna Calvi

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

EWE 2.

Leadership suits you

The Ascent of Woman

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"What was I thinking?!"

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Go! Means NOW!

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."