Lead Singer Mugs

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Butterfly Woman

Showbiz Awards

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Omara Portuondo

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

Leadership suits you

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

Go! Means NOW!

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Ascent of Woman

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"That is an outrageous slur."