Lead Foot Legend Gifts

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Hanging off every word...

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Team Leader

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"You've still got it Joao."

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

"Remember, as employees here at Auto y Rod Inc., I expect you to set a good example!"

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"

'Take the camera and record the stockholders' revolt. If I can turn the situation around, it will be a milestone in my career and part of the folklore of my leadership.'

"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'How did the trip go?'

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'