Lead Foot Legend Prints

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Hanging off every word...

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Team Leader

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

"You've still got it Joao."

"Remember, as employees here at Auto y Rod Inc., I expect you to set a good example!"

'Take the camera and record the stockholders' revolt. If I can turn the situation around, it will be a milestone in my career and part of the folklore of my leadership.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'How did the trip go?'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'It's amazing what they throw away: a tracksuit, a dozen oranges and another 2-0 lead.'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Treasonable footman.