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"Streaming"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Lazy Octopus

"I AM at my usual position."

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"