Lazy Plant Skeptic T-Shirts

'I see your busy lizzies are bone idle this year!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Mantis Love

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Gardening#2

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Venus cow trap.

Pea

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Pollination Process

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Blatant competition in nature.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."