Lazy Plant Skeptic T-Shirts

'I see your busy lizzies are bone idle this year!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Gardening#2

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Mantis Love

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pea

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Poinsettia

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Pollination Process

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

Blatant competition in nature.

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Biotechnology in agriculture

Gone to seed.