Lazy Office Hero Mugs

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

In - Out - Pending.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"You've all been like a company to me."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Working from home

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'