Lazy Husband Motivator Pillows

Wake up, couch potato!

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Eventual Motion Machine

"Nihilistic rage motivates me to cling desperately to this job."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

The Sedentary Dead.

Segway Workout

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'Those are the family I'd have if I believed in a Work/Life balance.'

"Use impersonal language, or they'll ask us to take responsibility!"

'He's marvellous in the kitchen. every night he does all the washing up and licks my cooker clean.'

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

"I finally feel I can accept the things I'm too lazy to change."

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

'If we can save the whales we sure can save your marriage!'

'Gerald now does everything on his 'human transporter' - including mowing the lawn.'

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