Lazy Homebody Pillows

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I AM at my usual position."

Good News about winter

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Big screen TV.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"You are still here."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Contented man and cat sleeping