Lazy Humor Lover Pillows

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Remote Toaster

"I AM at my usual position."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

The Sedentary Dead.

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'So, are we going for a walk or what?'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'The mincer's busted!'

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Deadly Radon

"It beats me why you were so adamant we buy a tandem."

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

'I don't like vegetables, so when I grow up, can I be a couch donut?'

A fat man walking his dog from his car.

Pipe Smoker

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'Let's have the Athletics on, luv - the doc sez I need more exercise!'

'He used the treadmill, once.'

"Just so it won't confuse you - the meal I've just called you for is in real time; the programme you're watching is a repeat."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'This time it's really just a stick!'