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'They want me to exercise- so get me a squirrel to chase.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I yip, therefore I am."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fetch the Boomerang

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"I'm not sure where Larry stands on the issues but I sure know where he sits!"

"I need motivation."

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I think my couch potatoes have evolved."

Sloth on a hammock.

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

Remote Toaster

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'