Lazy Couch Potato Pillows

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I see a couch."

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

I love thunderstorms!

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

I got a throw blanket and a throw pillow to accent my throw cat and throw husband.

Football Fan.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Waking the Dead.

'We added on to the couch.'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

"Funding for 'Nova' is provided by Merck and Lockheed, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by annual financial support from viewers like you."

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

Television repeated repeats Awards

"Hibernation's over, Liam, football's started again!"

Roll Playing Game

The News - Christmas Special

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

Yeah, I'm having a lowest plane of consciousness kind of day. Chips.

'When we talk, I have to take a lot for grunted.'

'You're right, it is too nice outside to play inside. Could you help me carry the TV and PlayStation out to the deck?'

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

The dog food channel.

Man and TV have both fallen asleep