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"I agree. They should display the milk a bit closer to the checkout."

Second hand furniture.

Creative department

The World's Easiest Airport

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"The boss can see you now."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

The Speculators

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Artists At The Auto Show

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Road to Recovery: Snakes and Ladders.

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.