Layered Thinker T-Shirts

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"The overthinker"

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Paul Ree

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Compression