Layered Thinker T-Shirts

Thank you for waiting. At this time, we'd like to invite our platinum-status members to begin the rapture process.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Zenemies.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Paul Ree

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"