Lawyer's Day Gifts

The difference between a tick and a lawyer. A tick falls off when you're dead!

"The extra twentyfour hours on your bill is because I worked on your case when I flew across the international date line."

Polly txt speak

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Super Dog'

A day at the races

I love Lawyers

Barristers

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Dog Wrestling.

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

Thank you

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.