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They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

Clive Anderson

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"First, admit no harm."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

"When I said I wanted him for the firm 'dead or alive' the emphasis was on 'alive'."

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

HEY!

Fake Cartoon

"After all, it is a frivolous lawsuit..."

"It was 'im wot ruffled me bonce, judge, as I was politely getting into 'is car."

'Before your honor passes sentence, is the anything my client could do for extra credit, if you know what I mean?'

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'And in order to make the experience of court less intimidating...'

Attorneys - Mom and Pop.

'You do all the pro bono work, and I'll do the anti bono, okay?'

Do Not Bring Frivolous Lawsuits Against Cats!!!

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

'You need to work on your pleading.'

Creative Lawyers: Our Rates - Justice $300 per hour/Appearance of Justice $1000 per hour.

'The jury foreman says they need more time to find the quarter they were flipping!'

'And we've switched from rats to lawyers because there are some things even rats won't do.'

'Ooh look, the Palestinians want to bring a case against Israel!'

'Admit it,you've been driving over the limit again,haven't you!'