Lawn Mowing Aficionado Pillows

"I'll just mow the yard then I'm running for the Democratic nomination."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'George! This way quick!'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Cow Pilot.

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Death upgrades to a strimmer

"Who's a good boy?!!"

Mower Repair

God builds the first lawn mower.

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Mowing manual.