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'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Don't get caught."

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'You and your shortcuts.'

"We need a vacation..."

"I would like a will prepared... nine to be exact."

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"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

"She always wanted a huge wedding."

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

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'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

Harold eats lunch like he plays golf.

"And I want to be buried face down! I'm a stomach sleeper."

'Hmmm... right, Wednesday, I've got 10:00 available...' - '...or I could reschedule my submissive at 11:00... yeah...' - 'Yeah... it's fine... no... he'll take it like a good little worm... ha, ha... okay... bye!'

"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."

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