Lawful Looter Pillows

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

Spot the difference.

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Fencing Venn Graph

WPC

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

No Smoking Building.

'I told you we should have testified SOMETHING but the truth!'

'I was an attorney but that fizzled out. Apparently I couldn't distinguish between legal and illegal.'

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

"Thank goodness I convinced them to put this playground outside of the courthouse. Now it feels like recess."

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

"How can it be an 'Act of God'? Your policy states you're an atheist."

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"