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Closing arguments.

The Letter Of The Law/The Spirit Of The Law

He was good. Real good.

'Yes, I technically did give illegal orders, but I naturally expected that the integrity of my subordinates would prevent their being carried out.'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Don't you threaten me, Felner! I have a law degree and I know how to use it."

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'...If you cannot afford a lawyer, the trial will go a lot faster.'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'

"This semester I'm taking litigation avoidance. How about you?"

"Prosecution bears the burden of proof."/"Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof."

'I'm too personally involved to accept a settlement? Of course not. Send their lawyer in.'

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

Low Class Action Suit

"Objection."

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, say hi to my client."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Statue of a lawyer

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'Your Honor, he's badgering the witness!'

'Now, then -- would you prefer a speedy trial or an accurate trial.'

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

'It's a new word I came up with, your Honor. I'm still working on a definition for it.'

Law Library: Rock, Paper and Scissors.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

'Don't worry...I specialize in false hope.'

'Touche, counselor - you're in contempt.' (judge and lawyer in courtroom)

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"Your suit is without merit, but I admire the effort."

"Please read back that last remark in a more murdery voice."

Two lawyers in a royal court

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."