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"What's a patent?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

The adoration of the gels.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."