Graduation From Law School T-Shirts

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

The Supremes - Greatest Hits

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'

'Um...Can you describe the car, your honor?'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Blind Justice has had her sword blunted.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"Of course it's big; it should be for what it cost me."

"The court finds the defendant, Donald J. Trump, innocent of all charges. . . "

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Big Bang Theory.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"What's a patent?"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."