Graduation From Law School T-Shirts

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

'Those two alone should ensure I become a wealthy lawyer.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

The Supremes - Greatest Hits

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

Lawyers - A peroration a la Demosthenes

'It's a shame, he has MASSES of experience.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Blind Justice has had her sword blunted.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

"Of course it's big; it should be for what it cost me."

"The court finds the defendant, Donald J. Trump, innocent of all charges. . . "

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"What's a patent?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'