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I want to know how this guy did it! I never have enough net income left for illegal fiscal evasion!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

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"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."