Law Loopholer Prints

I want to know how this guy did it! I never have enough net income left for illegal fiscal evasion!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Wait a minute! Our balance sheet is completely fictious, our profit is based on faked numbers and our register of companies entry is pure nonsense? In that case, they can't sue us for tax evasion because we don't exist!'

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but this particular loophole is only for the use of Federal employees.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "I can't respond to a hypothetical question."

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

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