Law Legend In Training Pillows

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

A child busking

Restrictive Abortion Laws

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

US Gun Control Debates.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

'There's no catch, Mr. Jones. We offer 100% bonefide, free, crummy legal advice.'

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'