Law Legend In Training Prints

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Restrictive Abortion Laws

A child busking

US Gun Control Debates.

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"I'll leave the door open and the hallway light on, but you're much too old to need an attorney in your room."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'