Law Enforcement With A Rhythm Pillows

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Scars and Bars

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Mobsters at the Beach

Racial Profiling

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Family traits.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Paper or plastic?"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."