Law Enforcement Supporter Gifts

Hey, hey, hey! Eyes up, both hands forward, pal! Driving-while-texting test.

Policeman running after robber on bus.

'I know I shouldn't have been texting while driving...but we all do silly things after too many beers.'

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Billy. The Kid.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Totalitarian Humour

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Racial Profiling

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Mobsters at the Beach

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Scars and Bars

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Family traits.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'