Law Enforcement Humor Fan Prints

Don't Walk - "They Buddy, can't you read!"

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

I hate stampedeing when we 'pack heat'!

'My spirit guide told me your inner child really needs a speeding ticket.'