Law Enforcement Humor Prints

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"May I speak freely?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Sweet Jailbreak

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

Christmas Police

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Avon calling..!"

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

"I better approach this one really carefully."

"I guess a driverless patrol car is okay, but can you back me up if we get into trouble?"

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop

"Don't taser me, Bro!!! Does he know we're Mall Cops?"