Law And Order Fan Prints

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

Trial by Media

'I called them, and told them what you were going to do tomorrow! '

Mistake with the IRS.

'What is YOUR parole officer's body doing in MY refrigerator!?!'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Idenity Parade.

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'He can throw himself on our mercy til the cows come home... guilty.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Licence please. But how could I have one? The police took it away a year ago.'

'We're dealing with a really defiant criminal here...'

Containment Cops

'Don't care. It's still graffiti. You're nicked.'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

Arrest of La Tuta

A Terrible Choice

The Mad Grocer of Arcadia

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'