Laughing With Nature Gifts

Goose

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Just a little seasoning...

"I'm a monster."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Horse rides over a judge.

'Steroids.'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Cactus Huggers

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

'What kind of bait are you using?'

"Well, you have the stethoscope this week, so go and check if this one is dead..."

Owl

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow