Humor In Nature Gifts

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Still no sign of life.'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Split the last one?

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Buck Naked

Possums that ski.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'Oops, sorry!'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Give Chlorophyll.

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

"HOWL!"

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."