Humor In Nature Gifts

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Still no sign of life.'

Buck Naked

Possums that ski.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

The natural selection process in golf.

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"HOWL!"

'Oops, sorry!'

Give Chlorophyll.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

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