Nature Lover Giggles Gifts

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Goose

Carrot reading.

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Rain Forest - Emergents/Canopy/Climbers/Understory/Umbrella Salesman.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

"Don't drink that natural spring water! The aquifer's polluted with agrochemicals!"

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

"Given the choice, I go for fruit flies myself, it's a lot more hygienic..."