Nature Lover Giggles Gifts

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"So you hired them to do the tidying up?"

Carrot reading.

Goose

'morning

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Rain Forest - Emergents/Canopy/Climbers/Understory/Umbrella Salesman.

A turtle takes a bath.

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

Man fishing while holding an umbrella to protect himself from lemmings jumping off the cliff above him

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Gaggle - A search engine for geese

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

"Don't drink that natural spring water! The aquifer's polluted with agrochemicals!"

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

"I think I'd appreciate the outdoors more if all these stupid trees weren't blocking the view."

"Given the choice, I go for fruit flies myself, it's a lot more hygienic..."