Laughing Outdoorsmen Gifts

'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

Mountain escalator.

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'Catching flying fish!'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Coast to coast walk.

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

'We'll never catch anything if they see that frying pan.'

"He loved the outdoors."

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'Explain to me again why you thought hunting in December would be a fun thing to do.'

Man during a training exercise with a target on his bottom attracts some bees

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

The one that got away, 'It was this big.'

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

'Ooh...Yummy!....Fajitas!!'

Outdoor Tip: Oatmeal in your socks will help keep your feet dry.

'We're safe under here - it's a rubber tree.'

"I had a little trouble finding the place. Luckily, I had my range finder with me."

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'

'I didn't realize trees were dangerous!'

"I expected something a little more spiritual."