Laughing Lakesiders Pillows

'It must be a milkfish.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'Ben!'

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Water Skiing Accidents.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Making Things Pleasant.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Determined fisherman

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"Excuse me - is this the organization devoted to preserving our woodlands?"

"Wow. It's just like Lake Michigan."

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

Extended Stay.

'I'm telling you, Fred, fishing is a science.'

'Traitor! I hate you!'

'Oh no, not you again.'

'Hank, I think we've been spending too much time bass fishing.'

"This sis my favourite place. It reminds me of me."

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"You called?"

'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'

"I had a little trouble finding the place. Luckily, I had my range finder with me."

'Now hook him in the lip and give it a yank'

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'