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"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

The New Age Dentist.

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

Protoxoan social distancing.

"It's cooties."

'I had a stomach ache, so I took bicarb of soda and went to bed early. Did I do the right thing?'

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'Pick something you can tolerate from this list of side effects and I'll prescribe something appropriate.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

"Oh my god, apple pox!"

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

'I don't want to catch whatever the heck you've got.'

Acupuncture

"Give me all your hand sanitizers!"

The Corona Family

'The inflamed hemorrhoid is here to see you, Doctor.'

"And if you'll kindly relax your spinchter I'll be happy to write a prescription for that inflamed prostate."

'Mr Anderson, you have psoriasis.' 'Pso?'

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Working from home

World's fastest hair cut

"She's alright but he never stops going on about the time he met Boris Johnson!"

Reading in the Pandemic

Use of mask on public transport

Easter Morning