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Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

Ward Cleaning.

Protoxoan social distancing.

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Oh my god, apple pox!"

'Do currants have wings?' - 'You've just swallowed a fly.'

"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."

"Yes, back in 2020 your mother and I were locked away with no one but each other. . . why do you as Ko'Rona-Vyress?"

"Probably midges"

"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

"Hold on – you don't know whose paws have touched that butter board."

'Why do they call us pests?' 'We bite them.' 'We eat their food.' 'We give them the willies, and that's all there is to it.'

The Corona Family

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

Not everywhere is closed in a lockdown. . .

"Everyone dismisses me as just a flu bug. But I know in my heart I'm so much more than that."

"Oh no - another American has Ebola. They're sending him back to the U.S...What would you do if it were me?"

Swine flu.

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'